Magical Scary Bitch

LeAnna, 22, Montana.

So yesterday my mom was pulling a bowl of soup out on the microwave and the bowl slipped and the whole thing dumped on the floor face down.  She started swearing like a sailor (she never swears) and I burst into hysterical laughter and once I calmed down she looked at me and “thanks for laughing, other wise I’d have burst into tears”.  And I said “no use crying over spilled soup” and started laughing again and she made me help her clean up the mess.   

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colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

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clawswald:

Teen Wolf AU: The Pack goes to visit Allison in France

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I wonder if there are Quidditch “street rules” matches where everyone’s taking liquid luck and all spells are fair game

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fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

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guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

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scaredpotter:

"i don’t have time to start reading that book" [opens 200k fic]

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nativepeopleproblems:

Why “redskins” is not an acceptable team name.

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nativepeopleproblems:

Why “redskins” is not an acceptable team name.

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Rate Finn out of ten. Eleven.

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